I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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