Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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