She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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