Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
im holly from the hills drunk
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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