He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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