You can't motorboat a personality
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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