I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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