Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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