yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
if i died would you start the facebook group?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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