I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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