Fine. I'll sleep in my office
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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