So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My penis needs a shock collar
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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