Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I AM VODKA MAN
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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