I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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