my vag is so smooth its legendary
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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