I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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