Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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