How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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