maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
This is my gift to your gina
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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