we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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