you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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