The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just had sex on a roof
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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