Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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