ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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