Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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