She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she looked like the before picture.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
cat food counts as protein by the way
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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