Nicole vs. Life
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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