you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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