Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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