she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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