I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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