It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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