There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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