So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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