She said her name was "party"
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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