Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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