how can u be prego again
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
So. Much. Porn.
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