This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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