Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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