come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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