Will you blow on my dice?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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