Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Randomize