im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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