I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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