And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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