Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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