Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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