What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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