Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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