I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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