I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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