And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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