cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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