awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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