is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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