Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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