OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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