You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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